Saturday, March 15, 2008

schwilligco announces new handheld

SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA - Minnesota-based personal electronics firm SchwilligCo unveiled the Huckleberry, a new addition to their industry-leading handheld device line, at a press conference on Saturday. With its fully-integrated monotasking functionality, pacification plug-ins, No-Tooth connectivity, and coo/cry notifications, the Huckleberry is touted as a significant advance in personal inefficiency technology.

Photo courtesy of SchwilligCo

According to SchwilligCo CEO and spokesmodel Kelly Billig, "We're extremely pleased and excited about this product launch. We think the Huckleberry's simplicity and ease of interactivity will revolutionize the way people work. We're all overloaded, overscheduled, oversaturated, and multi-tasking as fast as we can. The Huckleberry shows us another way. Plus, it's super cute!"

The Huckleberry is immediately available in limited numbers at licensed SchwilligCo dealers.

SchwilligCo is expected to phase out the current Tula, Dusty, and Flea device lines in the next year.

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