Exciting news, everyone. Our grand plan to pimp out the boy as a child actor in order to bankroll his *college education* has taken its first tentative steps. We just got the call from his sleazy agent. His future is assured, as is our position as his crazy, controlling, gold-digging parents.
He'll be starring in an edgy new reality series called "Crib of Love." Check out the trailer, and watch for it soon on the Schwillig Network.
He'll be starring in an edgy new reality series called "Crib of Love." Check out the trailer, and watch for it soon on the Schwillig Network.
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